Chalkboard paint in any color!!!

If you get it in white, is it white board paint?

Do Not Leave Arm Down!!!!!!

Hold those arms up for the duration of the event!!!!

Rainbow Loom Classess!!!

Forget the exclamation points...I'm more interested in the "e" with the plus sign embedded in it!!

Oh no!!!! A lawsuit!!!!

What do I do? Pass on hiring the lawyers with a penchant for excessive exclamation.

Bottles and cans here!!!

My favorite part of this photo is the cameo of my shoe.

Hot picks!!!!

Luckily, teen readers don't worry too much about punctuation.

HELP!!!

We need your help...times three!!!

Keep Door Lock(ed)!!

This one is just...awesome.

No pill bottles!!

Just give me the pills!

Happy Anniversary!!!

I guess if you are going to add some extra P's, you might as well add some extra exclamation points.

Best of the best!!!

The pumpkin is exclamation enough...

Movie Night!!!

Looks like Bull Durham!!!

Attention!!!!!!

All these exclamation points certainly got my attention!!!!!

Pick up guaranteed!!!!!

You know you've jumped the shark on going green when you get this excited about recycling!!!!!

It's Termite Season!!

On the first day of termite season, anything is possible!!

Woof! Woof!!

Wow!! Call now!! Your dog will be so excited!!!

Prime Rib Saturday!!!

Actually, a good prime rib may be well worth three exclamation points!!!

Thank you for not sitting on me!!

Thank you, for using excessive exclamation!!

Toss Trash Here!!!

...and toss your excessive exclamation here as well!!!

100% Vegetarian!!!

Beef, chicken, and shrimp made from soybeans? 100% disgusting!!!

Congratulations graduate!!!

Good luck using your degree in excessive exclamation!!!

Now Supported!!

Adobe Reader XI?! Hip hip hooray!!

Temporary!!

When it comes to being out of cookies, I do think double exclamation is appropriate for letting people know that it's temporary!!

Summer Reading Food Drive!!!

Reading isn't that delicious.

Cancelled!!!!!!!!!

At least they carry the excessive exclamation over into the Spanish translation.

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Dictionary!!

The app store is up to their old tricks again...

¡¡Gracias!!

Glad to see the Spanish-speaking community getting involved!!

Pick up guaranteed!!!!!!!!!

I'm super excited about the pick up guarantee, you?

Register now!!!

Quick, before it's too late: Punctuation training!!!

Solve it!!

Don't control your punctuation, solve it!!

Yes we do it all!!!

And with that many exclamation points, you know we really mean "all!!!"

We Need You!!!!

We need you...to help us calm down.

Easy to qualify!!

It is so easy to qualify that we don't even require you to know how to use basic punctuation!!

WELCOME!!!

Welcome to the fair!!!

Get 12 more pages!! Buy now!!!

I pride myself in never paying for apps on the ol' iPad...but with these guys, I might be willing to make an exception!!!

These kids are gorgeous!!!

Creepy.

Last day!!

On the last day, all rules for punctuation go out the window!!

LET GO!!!

 LET GO...of excessive exclamation points!!!

!!!!! Misfeed has occurred. !!!!!

Submitted by Shawn, who writes,

"The photocopier in the library wants me to know that a misfeed has occurred! And it must be  really serious judging by the number of exclamation marks!!"

N.D. Recycling!!!!

Bring your cans to N.D. Recycling...they're pumped to save the environment!!!!

See you there!!!!

I'm hoping that the smiley face is a recognition of how silly all those exclamation points are.

Drop a Dress Size!!

And, while you're at it, drop an exclamation point!!

Master Catechist Graduates!!!

They are master catechists, not master punctuators.

Getschooled.com today!!!

Get schooled on proper punctuation...

No Students In The Copy Room!!!

I have to be honest. If I were a student, the triple exclamation would only further my desire to enter the copy room.

Your taxes done free at Contra Costa College!!

I wouldn't trust anyone who uses excessive exclamation with my taxes!

17 years of great meals!!

They sure are excited to cater my next meeting, function, or event. I wonder how many years of great meals these people have been providing...

 

Ah, that answers that (although, technically, 1995 was 18 years ago...).

Flexible Schedules!!

No one, and I mean no one, is this excited about working while going to school.

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¡¡¡Gratis y Confidencial!!!

Speaking of balance...

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